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darkfawn:

casualgiraffe:

crankywhenprovoked:

kassiepls:

i want a GPS that has bobby’s voice

“turn left”

“i said LEFT you idjit”

“god damnit now i gotta reroute you”

“listen to me next time i tell you to make a left, boy!  i ain’t tellin’ you how to get here for my god damn health”

“is that a dennys”

This I want, for reasons

“Did that left turn look like some ditchable prom date to you?”

“is that a dennys”

please….

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doctordonna10:

doctordonna10:

OK so a couple years ago a girl in my class with the last name of Hugo told me that her family used to be really rich because one of her relatives wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame. And now I realize fUCKING VICTOR HUGO WROTE THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A RELATIVE OF THE GUY WHO WROTE LES MIS.

YOU GUYS BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST EXCITING THING IN MY LIFE

noctis-lux: The most beautiful suicideEvelyn McHale is probably the most famous Empire State Building suicide victim. The young and lovely Evelyn leaped from the 86th-floor observatory in 1947 and landed on the roof of a United Nations limousine parked on the street below.Photographer Robert Wiles happened to be nearby and took a photograph of McHale just moments after her death. The result is a haunting image that famously appeared in Life and inspired a work by Andy Warhol.The 23-year-old McHale somehow looked serene and lovely after plummeting 86 floors. She become known as “the most beautiful suicide.”
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noctis-lux:

The most beautiful suicide

Evelyn McHale is probably the most famous Empire State Building suicide victim. The young and lovely Evelyn leaped from the 86th-floor observatory in 1947 and landed on the roof of a United Nations limousine parked on the street below.

Photographer Robert Wiles happened to be nearby and took a photograph of McHale just moments after her death. The result is a haunting image that famously appeared in Life and inspired a work by Andy Warhol.

The 23-year-old McHale somehow looked serene and lovely after plummeting 86 floors. She become known as “the most beautiful suicide.”

  • 12-year-old girl:

    I don't want kids when I grow up.

  • Society:

    You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.

  • 16-year-old girl:

    I'm pregnant.

  • Society:

    How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.

  • 20-year-old woman:

    I'm a single mother with an infant son.

  • Society:

    You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.

  • 33-year-old woman:

    I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.

  • Society:

    You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.

  • 45-year-old woman:

    I just had my first child.

  • Society:

    Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.

  • 60-year-old woman:

    I haven't had any children.

  • Society:

    Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.

secretly-misha: loveinperdition: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: killingmonstershuntinthings: this makes me sad.. he was such a bad father.. I hated it when John talked to Dean I feel like a shit again  and to just think how much dean cares for baby, how he keeps her in tip-top shape, he won’t let sammy drive it, how although her mileage is sky-high and she chugs down a hella petrol which gets costly, and how he fixes her up himself, all sweaty and tired, but caring for her nontheless…
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secretly-misha: loveinperdition: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: killingmonstershuntinthings: this makes me sad.. he was such a bad father.. I hated it when John talked to Dean I feel like a shit again  and to just think how much dean cares for baby, how he keeps her in tip-top shape, he won’t let sammy drive it, how although her mileage is sky-high and she chugs down a hella petrol which gets costly, and how he fixes her up himself, all sweaty and tired, but caring for her nontheless…
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secretly-misha:

loveinperdition:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

killingmonstershuntinthings:

this makes me sad.. he was such a bad father..

I hated it when John talked to Dean

I feel like a shit again 

and to just think how much dean cares for baby, how he keeps her in tip-top shape, he won’t let sammy drive it, how although her mileage is sky-high and she chugs down a hella petrol which gets costly, and how he fixes her up himself, all sweaty and tired, but caring for her nontheless…

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